Loser Movies, Loser List Movies

Bad Santa 2003

7.1 /10

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.

Run Time: 92 Min . MMPA: 17 . Release: Nov 26, 2003

Director: Director: Terry Zwigoff,

Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Bernie Mac, John Ritter,

Nicolas Cage is Charlie Kaufman, a confused L.A. screenwriter overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, sexual frustration, self-loathing, and by the screenwriting ambitions of his freeloading twin brother Donald. While struggling to adapt "The Orchid Thief," by Susan Orlean, Kaufman's life spins from pathetic to bizarre. The lives of Kaufman, Orlean's book, become strangely intertwined as each one's search for passion collides with the others'.

Run Time: 115 Min . MMPA: 16 . Release: Dec 06, 2002

Director: Director: Spike Jonze,

Stars: Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, Tilda Swinton, Jay Tavare,

Wet Hot American Summer 2001

6.5 /10

The setting is Camp Firewood, the year 1981. It's the last day before everyone goes back to the real world, but there's still a summer's worth of unfinished business to resolve. At the center of the action is camp director Beth, who struggles to keep order while she falls in love with the local astrophysics professor. He is busy trying to save the camp from a deadly piece of NASA's Skylab which is hurtling toward earth. All that, plus: a dangerous waterfall rescue, love triangles, misfits, cool kids, and talking vegetable cans. The questions will all be resolved, of course, at the big talent show at the end of the day.

Run Time: 97 Min . MMPA: 16 . Release: Jul 27, 2001

Director: Director: David Wain,

Stars: Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Showalter, Marguerite Moreau, Paul Rudd,

The New Guy 2002

5.8 /10

Nerdy high school senior Dizzy Harrison has finally gotten lucky -- after purposely getting expelled, he takes lessons in 'badass cool' from a convict and enrolls at a new school. But can he keep up the ruse?

Run Time: 88 Min . MMPA: 15 . Release: May 10, 2002

Director: Director: Ed Decter,

Stars: DJ Qualls, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel, Lyle Lovett, Jerod Mixon,

The Cooler 2003

6.9 /10

Bernie works at a Las Vegas casino, where he uses his innate ability to bring about misfortune in those around him to jinx gamblers into losing. His imposing boss, Shelly Kaplow, is happy with the arrangement. But Bernie finds unexpected happiness when he begins dating attractive waitress Natalie Belisario.

Run Time: 101 Min . MMPA: 17 . Release: Nov 26, 2003

Director: Director: Wayne Kramer,

Stars: William H Macy, Alec Baldwin, Maria Bello, Shawn Hatosy, Ron Livingston,

Choke 2008

6.4 /10

A sex-addicted con-man pays for his mother's hospital bills by playing on the sympathies of those who rescue him from choking to death.

Run Time: 92 Min . MMPA: 18 . Release: Sep 26, 2008

Director: Director: Clark Gregg,

Stars: Sam Rockwell, Anjelica Huston, Kelly Macdonald, Brad William Henke, Clark Gregg,

Mallrats 1995

7 /10

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall. Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others and take care of their respective nemeses.

Run Time: 94 Min . MMPA: 16 . Release: Oct 20, 1995

Director: Director: Kevin Smith,

Stars: Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, Ben Affleck,

Clerks II 2006

7.3 /10

A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.

Run Time: 97 Min . MMPA: 17 . Release: Jul 21, 2006

Director: Director: Kevin Smith,

Stars: Brian OHalloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith,

Following 1999

7.5 /10

Bill, an idle, unemployed aspiring writer, walks the crowded streets of London following randomly chosen strangers, a seemingly innocent entertainment that becomes dangerous when he crosses paths with a mysterious character.

Run Time: 68 Min . MMPA: 17 . Release: Apr 02, 1999

Director: Director: Christopher Nolan,

Stars: Jeremy Theobald, Alex Haw, Lucy Russell, John Nolan, Dick Bradsell,

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 2005

7.5 /10

A petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl and a detective who's been training him for his upcoming role...

Run Time: . MMPA: 18 . Release: Sep 05, 2005

Director: Director: Shane Black,

Stars: Robert Downey Jr, Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen, Dash Mihok,